Blue Pill Confession

Of the Establishment Media

1. As we have been moved and induced by the irresistible influence of intense, comprehensive, cradle-to-grave psychological and cultural brainwashing to an high and reverent esteem of the mainstream media, and thereby rendered assiduously compliant to the powers that be; our full persuasion and assurance is of the infallibilty and inerrant veracity of the establishment media as the only reliable sources of factual, credible information about everything taking place in the world around us. We are thankful that in this complicated day and age there is no need to even think for ourselves.

2. Under the name of Establishment Media, or the Fourth Estate, are contained all the publications and broadcasts of The New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, NPR, Reuters, the Associated Press and other such outlets along with the music and movie industries, all centrally controlled for the common purpose of maintaining the establishment narrative, encompassing all of reality.